About
A small internet cemetery for the things that did not make it. Funny on purpose. Not a funeral home.
People bury situationships, gym memberships, startups, sleep schedules, and ambitions that aged poorly. Each burial gets a tombstone, a public or unlisted page, and a card worth sending to a friend.
The free funeral is the whole product. Paid stones and posters are optional. Nothing here is a subscription, a memorial for a real person, or a substitute for grief support.
Be decent. The guidelines are short because the rule is short: do not use a joke to hurt someone.