Startup
CEO, also HR, also the snacks
Month 2 – Month 9
I mediated my own argument and then ordered granola.
Cause of death · A flat hierarchy
4 visits
Left by the granola buyer
Classic cemetery stone
Nearby graves
Memorandum · discontinued
Startup
The app nobody opened
Pre-seed – Pre-reason
We had a waitlist of friends and a burn rate of rent.
Cause of death · Zero retention
19 visits
Corporate failure
410 · gone
Startup
Pivot number four
Demo day – The morning after
We were a marketplace, then a tool, then a feeling.
Cause of death · A slide titled why now
11 visits
Internet gravestone
Memorandum · discontinued
Startup
Raising, in theory
2022 – 2023
Investors were 'super interested' in the way people are super busy.