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The January gym membershipI went four times. Two of those were to take the photo.
Quitting, day threeDay one was heroic. Day three was a gas station.
The 5 a.m. clubI joined for a week. The club continues without me, rudely.
Reading before bedI replaced it with a screen and called the screen research.
Meal prep SundayTwelve containers. I ate cereal over the sink by Wednesday.
No phone in bedLasted until the group chat said 'wait.'
Learning guitarI can play the first four seconds of one song and none of the social courage.
Drinking waterI bought the bottle. The bottle is a prop.
The gratitude journalThree pages of gratitude, then I was rude to a bus driver.
Running with no headphonesI heard my own thoughts and immediately went home.
The screen time limitI hit ignore fifteen minutes after inventing the limit.
The language app streakDay 140. I can order coffee and apologize, which is my whole personality.

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