Memorandum · discontinued
Job
The job that said we're a family
2019 – 2022
Families do not schedule your birthday as a standup.
Cause of death · A culture deck
33 visits
Left by a former 'rockstar'
Corporate failure
Nearby graves
Memorandum · discontinued
Job
Quiet quitting, then regular quitting
March – September
I gave them less. They noticed only when I gave them nothing.
Cause of death · A calendar invite
12 visits
Corporate failure
Memorandum · discontinued
Job
The promotion in title only
Review season – The next review
New title. Same salary. A cupcake.
Cause of death · Budget constraints
9 visits
Corporate failure
Job
Unlimited PTO
Hire date – Exit interview
Unlimited, provided you never discovered the limit.