Job
Unlimited PTO
Hire date – Exit interview
Unlimited, provided you never discovered the limit.
Cause of death · A raised eyebrow
14 visits
Left by the one day I took
Classic cemetery stone
Nearby graves
Memorandum · discontinued
Job
The job that said we're a family
2019 – 2022
Families do not schedule your birthday as a standup.
Cause of death · A culture deck
33 visits
Corporate failure
Memorandum · discontinued
Job
Quiet quitting, then regular quitting
March – September
I gave them less. They noticed only when I gave them nothing.
Cause of death · A calendar invite
12 visits
Corporate failure
Memorandum · discontinued
Job